Friday, August 19, 2016

Toddler Conversations: Outside?

The scene: we are inside.

Me: Hey D, I have to make an un-interrupted lengthy phone call to set up our internet. What would it take to make that happen?
D: Outside? (Translated: Well mother, that would require us to go outside at the hottest part of the day so I can sweat profusely and grind sand into every visible part of my skin.)
Me: Deal.

D later received a bath (much to his delight), and I am back-posting this because we finally have internet. So I guess he got the better end of the deal.


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